Going Commando with the Douche Slayer!

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Recently, after several phone calls and emails, the boys of raannt were able to get a few moments with the Douche Slayer, from IndyDouchebags.com to ask him a few questions. Here’s what we found out…

1. What name would you like us to use for the interview?
Douche Slayer will suffice.

2. What is exactly is the job description for a “douche slayer”?
I slay douches.

3. What is a movie that has greatly impacted your life?
Richard Pryor: Live at the Terrace Theater in Long Beach, CA.

4. A song you want played at your funeral?
The theme from the A Team.

5. The doucheiest place in Indy?
It’s close, but the ass clown promoters at BLU give it the edge.

6. Are douche bags born or made?
Researchers at Harvard are close to isolating the Ed Hardy gene, which may change our understanding of these poor creatures. But right now, absent concrete, empirical evidence, I would have to say that they are made.

7. If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life and it couldn’t be a mixed CD, what would it be?
TOOL: Aenima.

8. What is the last book you read and what are you currently reading, if any?
Tom Clancy’s, The Bear and the Dragon (for the 10th time)

9. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being extremely douchey, how douchey are the boys of raannt?
0. They are too comfortable in their own skin to be douche bags.

10. What are your plans for Halloween and will you be wearing a costume?
I am going out as a douche bag. Ed Hardy, stunna shades, dog tags, forearm sweatbands, cocked ball cap and all. Then i am going to come home and shower for a day or so…

11. What was your favorite television show when you were growing up?
Cheers.

12. Any background information you want to supply us?
My writing paints an accurate picture of my psyche. The Douche Slayer is a pseudonym, not a character. It is me.

13. You said on an interview with Kim Iverson that you would not be anonymous for much longer…is that still the case, and why?
I have revealed myself to my victims so that they might seek proper retribution. In true douche bag form, they don’t. Woof, woof, little doggie…

14. Favorite Drink?
Newcastle.

15. Sexiest place in the world?
Pamplona during San Fermin (Running With the Bulls). It oozes testosterone, adrenaline and sex.

16. Most un-douchey place in Indy?
Slippery Noodle.

17. Who are three local celebrities you actually find somewhat interesting?
Pass.

18. What did you want to be when you were 16?
A breast.

19. If someone were really looking for you in public, what would be a sure tell sign of how to find you, without completely giving it away?
A trail of slayed douches in my wake.

20. Long or short showers?
Baths.

21. Boxers, Briefs, Jockstrap, Nothing…Bra?…
Commando. I haven’t owned any draws since i was 18.

Thanks Mr. Douche Slayer…Talk to you soon!
For more information, visit his site and see just exactly who are the Douche Bags of Indy!!! IndyDouchebags.com.

Eyes Open, We’re Watching!

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